The remainder of
this blog will be conducted
only in haiku.
By way of expla-
nation, haiku is an an-
cient Japanese po-
em whose form consists
of a 5-7-5 syl-
labic pattern that is oft
embraced by those try-
ing to mask weak content with
pseudo-clever form.
(Remember to read
bottom to top to follow
the chronology.)
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Day 53 - Fri 10.15.10
SEE ARGENTINE-A IN YOUR CHEVROLET
(Jujuy to Humahuaca, Purmamarca, & Tilcara)
Rental car up and
down the beautiful canyon
of Humahuaca.
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Days 50, 51 & 52 - Tues 10.12.10 to Thur 10.14.10
(Jujuy, Argentina)
#1: SO MUCH TO DO, SO LITTLE TIME
Jacob not here yet,
so we sit tight, drink coffee
at Bonafide.
#2: OH, THE BURDEN OF RESPONSIBILITY
Jacob not here yet,
so we sit tight, drink coffee,
now at Havanna.
#3: A DRASTIC CHANGE OF PACE
Jacob´s here, oh joy!
Celebrate by going back
to Bonafide.
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Day 49 - Mon 10.11.10
HOME, SWEET DIABETIC HOME
(San Pedro de Atacama, Chile to Jujuy, Argentina)
Hi/bye to Chile.
Bought candy on the border,
and so it begins...
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Days 46, 47 & 48 - Fri 10.08.10 to Sun 10.10.10.10.10.10
4x4x6x3
(Uyuni Salt Flats, Bolivia to San Pedro de Atacama, Chile)
#1
Where trains come to die
we start our salt flat jeep tour.
Our guide is quite rude.
#2
Salt hotel my ass.
Surreal moonscapes and lakes.
Our guide is plain mean.
#3
Geysers and hot springs.
Guide is such a shit we get
refund in Chile.
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Day 45 - Thur 10.07.10
HIGHWAY TO HELL
(Potosi to Uyuni, Bolivia)
Bus to Uyuni.
One song on loop for six hours,
but then... HBO!
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Day 44 - Wed 10.06.10
WE FINALLY MAKE SOME MONEY
(Potosi, Bolivia)
Colonial mint.
Pound your own coin? Epic fail.
When in doubt: convent.
Way back in the early days of the summer of 2010, many many years ago, Victoria agreed to drop everything she was doing to accompany Joseph and serve as his translator/caretaker on a jaunt through South America. After the two spent a total of about 12 straight days arranging to put their lives on hold (if you're reading this, then you're probably among the close friends and family who will be receiving some of their bills while they're away... please continue to pay them) and visiting multiple Targets up and down the eastern seaboard, they left the country on August 24th. How will it end? Will the pair ever return? What will they eat? Where will they sleep? Will they finally run out of things to say to each other?
For answers to these and more - in fact, ALL - of life's nagging questions, read below.
For answers to these and more - in fact, ALL - of life's nagging questions, read below.
It's a quebrada
ReplyDeleteNot the same as a canyon
Y'all suck at haikus
Don´t give us lip, boy.
ReplyDeleteYou´re out of your element.
Go write a paper.
http://bit.ly/hTVhvY
ReplyDeletejust kidding i love you guys TIS BLAHG IZ TEH BOMZZZZZZZ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
ReplyDeletethanks, josh, for seeing through our sham.
ReplyDeleteI´m sorry Josh... we will resume lengthy entries once we catch up a bit. Considering we only have 3 weeks left, that may be harder than it sounds...
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